The Bald Facts

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 (i) Signor Collina
Is one of the best,
As FIFA’s subpoena
Does proudly attest.
Though it has been stated,
In terms quite unfair,
He would not be feted
If he possessed hair.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 (ii) To boldly go
With shining pate,
To hairlessly
To shine when fans
Light up their flares,
To shy away
From splitting hairs.


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