Cup Final Doggerel!
¶ 1
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With a dogged determination
We aim to take the lead
With a terrier like performance
And our coach in quarantine
¶ 2
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Who’s bark is always worse that his bite
When asked to tell the tale
Of how we’re gonna collar United
In a Wemberly cup final
¶ 3
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Will Jose make the touchline bench
Will bail be set so high
That the mutt and him will watch the match
In Wormwood Scrubs….courtesy of Sky?
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Will Sheva lead our forward line
Will Ballack lose some weight
Will Cashley Cole just whine and whine?
Which is all he’s done of late
¶ 5
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Will the Drog be on the score sheet
Will the Bison get stuck in
Will Frankie Lamps be off to Spain
Now Jose’s in quarantine?
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