All Your May TEAM Poems & haiku
YOUR MAY TEAM POEMS/HAIKU
May TEAM name-checks for Arsenal, Aston Villa, Atletico Madrid, Bolton W, Bradford City, Burton, Cardiff, Chelsea, Clermont FC (France), Coventry. Crystal Palace, Everton, Fleetwood, Fulham, Hull C, Liverpool, Newcastle U, Norwich City, Man City, Man U, Monaco, PSG, Real Madrid, Southampton, Stoke, Sunderland, Swansea, Tottenham H, West Brom and West Ham
27 May Get Yer Ya Ya’s Out!
kevin Raymond (Man City/ PSG /Monaco / )
26 May The Offside of Life S B Ingle
(Norwich City)
26 May The Trench (haiku)
Alan McKean (Burton / Fleetwood)
26 MayLet us Arise and Join Yaya Peter Goulding
(Man City)
25 May Carlo Haiku kevin raymond
(Atletico Madrid / Real Madrid)
25 May Madrid Haiku kevin raymond
(Atletico Madrid / Real Madrid)
25 May Julian of Norwich and modern football Gacina Bozidar
(Atletico Madrid / Real Madrid)
24 May Today Gacina Bozidar
(Atletico Madrid / Real Madrid)
21 May Stranger Things kevin raymond (Chelsea/Arsenal)
21 May Birthday Woes Haiku E Power (Man City)
18 May A Premier League Poem 2013/2014
Jack Franks ( Arsenal, Aston Villa, Cardiff, Chelsea, . Crystal Palace, Everton, Fulham, Hull C, Liverpool, Newcastle U, Norwich C, Man Utd, Man City, Stoke, Southampton, Sunderand, Swansea, Tottenham H, West Brom and West Ham ).
16 May On Middlebrook Boulevard Alex Saynor (Bolton)
12 May For The First Womanager kevin raymond ( Clermont FC/France )
12 May We Go Again Haiku Eddie Gibbons (Cardiff/Fulham/Norwich)
12 May The blue side of anguish Peter Goulding (Shelborne FC /Ireland )
11 May Remembering the Bradford City fire disaster Emdad Rahman ( Bradford City )
10 May
Chancing the Fall Alex Saynor (Fulham )
10 May The SW6 Relegation Sonnet 2014
ron dixon (Fulham)
07 May Statuesque kevin raymond (Fulham /Chelsea )
07 May Fulham Relegation Haiku Trent Morris (Fulham )
06 MayGayle forces dent the title push emdad Rahman (Chelsea / Liverpool / Man City )
06 May Who Knows?
kevin raymond ( Chelsea / Liverpool / Man City )
05 May In Their Hands
E Power ( Chelsea / Liverpool // Man City )
02 May Fancy Dress–Haiku
kevin halls (Coventry)
01 May One For The Man (Chelsea)
01 May Blue Thursday
Graham Salter (Chelsea / Atletico Madrid )
01 May Big Yellow Taxi for Mourinho Eddie Gibbons (Chelsea / Atletico Madrid )
01 May Sixtieth Minute Haiku
Trent Morris (Chelsea / Atletico Madrid )
01 May Premonition Trent Morris
01 May Taxi!
kevin raymond (Chelsea / Atletico Madrid )
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Welcome to Football Poets -- a club for all football poets, lovers of football and lovers of (alternative) poetry. Discover poets in every league from respected internationals at the top of their game to young hopefuls in the school playground.
Publish your football poems here and then discuss them with your team mates and fans. We're archived by The British Library, so your masterpieces are in the safe hands of a world-class keeper. What a result!
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joe morris
3rd September 2024
Denys E. W. Jones
3rd September 2024
joe morris
26th August 2024
Crispin Thomas
26th August 2024
joe morris
22nd August 2024
Mike Bartram
20th August 2024
Phil Brennan
20th August 2024
joe morris
17th August 2024
Rowan Waller
17th August 2024
Alex Saynor
12th August 2024
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Latest Comments
26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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23rd April 2024 at 3:59 pm
Hi Crispin,
Yes sorry mate. Villa are still in Europe. Mistake rectified.
Cheers
Joe
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