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Born in the USA

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The World Cup in Ninety Four,
Denis Irwin hurt his jaw,
Steak was out, it was too tough,
So he tried some seafood stuff.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Prawn in the USA,
He had Prawn in the USA
Prawn in the USA
Seafood chowder in the USA

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Abba were not in the charts,
But Paul McGrath was in their hearts,
Three watched on their TV screen
But one came out for the Boys in Green.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 (It was) Bjorn in the USA
Bjorn in the USA
Bjorn in the USA
No Agnethe nor Benny in the USA.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Jack Charlton threw his weight around,
Tried it on at every ground,
Didn’t use his brains too much,
Tried to mix it with the Dutch.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Brawn in the USA
Brawn in the USA
Brawn in the USA
No tact or guile in the USA

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Andy Townsend dyed his hair,
Went from very dark to fair.
The sex industry was impressed,
Tried to coax him to get undressed,

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 (It was) Porn in the USA,
Porn in the USA,
Porn in the USA,
Let it all hang out in the USA.

Notes

Some. or maybe all, of the above poem might not be historically quite accurate.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/born-in-the-usa/