how did we go from turns in goal jumpers for goalposts to breakaway leagues exorbitant transfer fees pampered summers on the Gold Coast tinted windows over-inflated egos namby-pambies who fall over when the wind blows? Neymar- do you know him? he’ll have fallen over eight times in the time it takes to say this poem […]

the sports pages read like the FT/ you see it’s no longer three points for a win/ but the share price/ that shows what rude health/ you’re in/ the club has more debt/ than the total national wealth/ of Kenya/ yet we still look abroad every chance we get/ for a decent bet/ to spend […]