A.I. is a saviour and the new soccer sleuth, here to solve online searches for footballing truth. So, is the Golden Boot made of real gold? Can a 47-year-old be trusted to play well in goal? Did Hungary once feature Bela Lugosi? Does just turning up get you a World Cup trophy? How on earth […]
Too good to go down, too bad to stay up, and mid table mediocrity, isn’t for the likes of us. Lost the dressing room, thrown away the plot, our misfiring forwards, cock up (almost) every shot. Catalogue of errors, litany of defeats, run out of road, we’re dead on our feet. A vow to return, […]
At least we’ll be here a year from now because there’s three teams worse than we are who deserve to go down. You can park your bus in our midfield, drive a tractor through our defence. Slalom freely our wide-open flanks, test our goalkeeper’s positional sense. We’ve failed to replace our ageing stars, and our […]
It’s easy to mock, marvellous to laugh and sing, Hooray, Everton are right back in the mire again. May be Jordan Pickford should play for the Blades, A better sanction than ten points taken away. Or share them out with the newly promoted three. Make Everton pay for football’s high crime of dodgy accountancy. Now […]
Sorry Swindon for denying you Europe, after you beat Arsenal to win the Football League Cup. But beating the Arse isn’t enough, when you’re still a mere third division football club. So, we’ve invented the Anglo-Italian Cup just for you, and other unfashionable clubs. You’ll get to play the best Italian football offers and we […]
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Welcome to Football Poets -- a club for all football poets, lovers of football and lovers of (alternative) poetry. Discover poets in every league from respected internationals at the top of their game to young hopefuls in the school playground.
Publish your football poems here and then discuss them with your team mates and fans. We're archived by The British Library, so your masterpieces are in the safe hands of a world-class keeper. What a result!
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joe morris
16th May 2024
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kevin halls
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Latest Comments
29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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23rd April 2024 at 3:59 pm
Hi Crispin,
Yes sorry mate. Villa are still in Europe. Mistake rectified.
Cheers
Joe
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20th April 2024 at 12:04 pm
Hi Joe
Shouldn’t your title read your poem Farewell Europe England to everyone exccept Aston Villa ?
I know you mention them in your poem , but I do feel sorry for Villa re the national press .
Largely ignored. the hype was was all about Man City & Arsenal with a bit of a nod to the Hammers..but hardly a mention of Villa..
So well done to them
C
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19th March 2024 at 8:00 am
Hi Crispin. Chris Sutton on the radio has gone for a Chelsea v Coventry final. As we know anything can happen in the Cup, and I reckon we can go to the final.
We’re still in with a chance of the play offs too, so lots to go for.
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19th March 2024 at 7:41 am
Hey Kev
Let the masses drool over their odds on City v Unted Final, but who knows how pressure can hit.
Cov and Chels will be rightly labelled as having no chance..but hey …stranger things have happened..
so Chelsea v Coventry…that’s the Final for us!
Best
C
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