Poems tagged ‘Arsenal. Newcastle United. Mikel Arteta. Eddie Howe. Jason Tindall.’
Touch-Line Tantrums.
“If The Toon score now, he’ll do his nut
He’s lost his marbles, near enough
What’s with all that static down the touch-line?”,
“Geezers totally lost the plot
Drop a couple o’ Yorkshires in the pot
No, I’m fine with a cup o’ Rosy, you have wine.
Ere, who’s he shouting and screaming at
Never seen a manager act like that
Geezer looks to be having a barney with himself?”,
“Got to admire that Eddie Howe
Way he body-swerved a row just now?
Gotta say, I worry for the geezers mental health”.
“Blimey, he’s gone off on one agin
The Arsenal, need to reign their gaffer in
That the ref hasn’t brandished a card yet is absurd”,
“Brandished a card my derriere
They’ll need men in white coats over there
If a pal of his, in the dug-out don’t have a quiet word”.
“Whoa, what do think? A pen?
Strewth! He’s up and screaming yet again
Blimey, he’s having a pop at Jason Tindall now”,
“Hmm…five extra minutes? I made it ten
Don’t really want this game to end
Though, I’ve feeling there could be a full-time row?”
“Phew! That was like a day’s hard-work
Watching Mikel Arteta nigh go berserk
He’s an intimidating gaffer I shouldn’t wonder?
That said, watching Arteta lose it down the line
When it comes to North London Derby time?
He goes face to face with Conte, run for cover”.
Peace.
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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23rd April 2024 at 3:59 pm
Hi Crispin,
Yes sorry mate. Villa are still in Europe. Mistake rectified.
Cheers
Joe
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20th April 2024 at 12:04 pm
Hi Joe
Shouldn’t your title read your poem Farewell Europe England to everyone exccept Aston Villa ?
I know you mention them in your poem , but I do feel sorry for Villa re the national press .
Largely ignored. the hype was was all about Man City & Arsenal with a bit of a nod to the Hammers..but hardly a mention of Villa..
So well done to them
C
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19th March 2024 at 8:00 am
Hi Crispin. Chris Sutton on the radio has gone for a Chelsea v Coventry final. As we know anything can happen in the Cup, and I reckon we can go to the final.
We’re still in with a chance of the play offs too, so lots to go for.
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19th March 2024 at 7:41 am
Hey Kev
Let the masses drool over their odds on City v Unted Final, but who knows how pressure can hit.
Cov and Chels will be rightly labelled as having no chance..but hey …stranger things have happened..
so Chelsea v Coventry…that’s the Final for us!
Best
C
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