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A British Summer (‘Ats Life)

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Not much call for beach mats
No funding for executive flats
No takers for tea cosies shaped like cats

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Too many noisy demanding brats
Sunny days plagued by wasps and gnats
Bi-weekly refuse carts welcomed by rats

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 No appetite for minced beef plaits
Anxious students dreading their SATs
This summers hit is McLaren rain hats!

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Notes

Steve McLaren is at Euro 2008 courtesy of the BBC who felt sorry for the pitiful one and issued an invitation. He gushes gratitude and continues to irritate like nettle rash.

McLaren rain hats have gone down a storm, particularly at the Switzerland-Turkey match! I believe that he should launch a range of rain products asap as his career in football is a complete washout.
IMO, he has no flair for media work.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-british-summer-ats-life/