A North Bank Nightmare!!!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Doctor, I’m having nightmares
I can barely sleep
I dreamed
I’m stood in the North Bank
Seven days this week
The Arsenal were at home
Each time
Sorry to be a bore
Excuse the pun
Oh medical one
Each game was a nil all draw
Robert Pires was tackled
He did’nt feign a foul
Is that just my imagination?
It isn’t, well then Wow!
Patrick Viera told me
That this time next year
He’ll be proud
To play at Highbury
But Highbury won’t be here?
Sol Campbell ‘s off to Real Madrid
To partner Woodgate who’s on the bench
Lying in dock in the treatment room
They’ll sort out the galatico’s defence?
Jens Lehman told me
That he’s the new David Seamen
I told him “Lens my son
Like me you must be dreaming?”
Everything that’s in my dream
Arsene Wenger said he saw
That really must be some kinda dream
Cos he’s not said that before!
The worst part of my nightmare
This part gives me a fright
Is that whilst stood there in the North Bank
I’m wearing…… red and white!!!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 peace.



I get a cold shudder down my spine even just checking the grammar and spelling in this poem, wearing….red and white!!!




Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-north-bank-nightmare/