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BeardyBoys

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 fashion hair styles fancy patterns skillfully razored in
working mans sport now an over-payed rich ego sin

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Coloured tats no longer rule the day, 
hairy chins are coming out to play,
supremely fit, could run round all day.
Used to be one hundred quid patterned scalps on display
or artistic tattoos done in over elaborate way.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 What is it with all this facial hair no chance of a clean sheet, a simple win
red card penalty, gotta take it on hairy chinny chin chin
close shave a hairy ninety minutes but we chinned it in 
the back of the hair-net with the power of his golden locks
determined, a strategy we learned in this game of hard knocks

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 A team effort, a clinical finish though not at first sight
we look more like lucky losers on a cold wintry night.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 There’s no substitute for winning scores
but lose and it’s like we’re playing a team of Santa Claus. 
at least their follicles are not yet snowy white
but we’re not even in the same league tonight!

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Notes

I have had a beard for many many years and at last so now have the young millionaires too!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/beardyboys/