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Champ Man 01/02

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I should have been a football scout
I knew the market inside out
I knew what all the young players could do
(at least on Champ Man, 01-02)

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Googling Swedish under twenty-ones
Was completely innocent, though not much fun
But in Scandinavia, the pickings were rich
Who wouldn’t want Stefan Selakovic?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 When Orient’s attack was dog poo
I would have signed up Kennedy Bakircioglu

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Your goalies’ confidence down to zero?
I know just the man: Hugo Pinheiro

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Team’s performance level’s so-so?
You’ll win the league with Maxim Tsigalko

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Want goals week in week out, and lots of flair?
It’s got to be Jeremy Aliardiere

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 “But they aren’t as good in real life” go the protests
But Champ Man players, we know best

Notes

Editor: Welcome to The Football Poets.Great poem.
Just caught a leading Championship chairman on 5 Live one night, saying he had received one CV (for the then vacant job) from
one guy who was incredibly over- qualified…even though he”d never managed a ‘real’ live club…. but had reached the highest World level on
‘Football Manager’. More please and keep on.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/champ-man-0102/