I wander into the ground,
filled with excitement and suspense.
They said it would be easy,
But the atmosphere is still tense.
We haven’t won in four you see,
and the boys are looking tired.
Today should be different though,
or the fans will want someone fired.
They kicked off with the sound of that high pitched whistle,
I start to chant our teams song.
As things are looking good,
The rest start to sing along.
At half time it is goaless,
quite unfair you may say.
We’ve had all the possesion,
but the stripes keep us at bay.
Twenty minutes in,
It’s looking rather bleak.
The stripes are darting in to our area,
and the defence is looking weak.
two minutes to full time,
it looks like another goaless draw.
But here come the stripes again,
oh christ! he’s managed to score.
Soon after the referee blows that fatal whistle,
were in the bottom three.
What can we do to get better? i think
Oh deary deary me.