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Five Steps For Reducing The Risk Of Injury When Playing Virtual Soccer

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Keep warm
turn the central heating up
or wear that matching scarf and jumper
that your auntie knitted you
two Christmases ago

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Always wear shin pads
and if you don’t have shin pads
then a Readers Digest
down the front of each sock
will do nicely

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Don’t aggravate
an injury by playing
when you haven’t fully recovered
from that particularly nasty
furniture kicking incident
of a week last Tuesday

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Get match fit
before the start of the season
flexing your fingers
late into the night
and if you have a virtual boot
your toes too

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Finally
make sure that you have
a fully equipped first aid box
and that you know
which kitchen cupboard
it’s hidden in

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/five-steps-for-reducing-the-risk-of-injury-when-playing-virtual-soccer/