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Fowler’s Fan Club

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Liverpool have lost the plot,
Last season they binned the best they’ve got,
A supreme striker with an eye for goal,
Gerrard Houlier is an a— hole.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Now they’ve got Heskey and Diouf
But their finishing is not good enough,
And as for over rated Michael Owen,
There’s only one way this team is going….

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Down.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Now Leeds, I know, aren’t doing too well,
And there’s a lot of pressure upon El Tel,
But with Robbie up there in attack,
The Yorkshire boys will climb back….

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Up.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Henry, Shearer, Van Nistelroy,
Watch your backs, cos’ Fowler’s the boy,
This years top scorer will be the Growler,
The God Almighty Robbie Fowler.

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/fowlers-fan-club/