Liverpool have lost the plot,
Last season they binned the best they’ve got,
A supreme striker with an eye for goal,
Gerrard Houlier is an a— hole.
Now they’ve got Heskey and Diouf
But their finishing is not good enough,
And as for over rated Michael Owen,
There’s only one way this team is going….
Now Leeds, I know, aren’t doing too well,
And there’s a lot of pressure upon El Tel,
But with Robbie up there in attack,
The Yorkshire boys will climb back….
Henry, Shearer, Van Nistelroy,
Watch your backs, cos’ Fowler’s the boy,
This years top scorer will be the Growler,
The God Almighty Robbie Fowler.