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He Loves Himself-Haiku

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Looks in his mirror
making sure his hair is nice
diamonds in both ears.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 His white teeth sparkling
he loves all the attention
as cameras flash.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Runs on to the pitch
the fans are singing his name
music to his ears.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 He’s full of swagger
ego bigger than Saturn
wants to eat himself.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Millions in bank
posing on a massive boat
bikini clad models.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 He says he’s the best
the greatest player around
better than Messi.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Hollywood lifestyle
Cristiano Ronaldo
football superstar.

Listening to Ronaldo being interviewed on the T.V. he certainly is not shy talking about himself as he said that he is the best player on the planet, and as good as the likes of Pele and Maradona.
He is without doubt a great player but why he needs to keep blowing his own trumpet all the time,as I can’t ever recall great footballers of the past ever telling everybody how good they were. Still he is great material for a poem !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/he-loves-himself-haiku/