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It Must Be April Fools Day

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 It must be some sort of joke
as it is April Fools Day,
it says to buy an England shirt
ninety quid is the price you’ll pay.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 They must be winding us up
as who wants to pay that ?
but now little Jimmy wants
the whole kit and a hat.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 It must be April the first
or another rip off from NIKE.
just in time for the World Cup
to be worn while watching it on T.V.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 They say the shirt is high quality
and it’ll keep the wearer nice and cool,
but if anyone actually buys one
you must be an April Fool !

Read in the paper that the England shirt for the World Cup will set you back ninety quid. Blimey could get a decent suit for that.
I was waiting for it to say it was an April fools joke but no it is for real.
Glad my two sons are adults now as I would be hiding away till the World Cup was over !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/it-must-be-april-fools-day/