It must be some sort of joke
as it is April Fools Day,
it says to buy an England shirt
ninety quid is the price you’ll pay.
They must be winding us up
as who wants to pay that ?
but now little Jimmy wants
the whole kit and a hat.
It must be April the first
or another rip off from NIKE.
just in time for the World Cup
to be worn while watching it on T.V.
They say the shirt is high quality
and it’ll keep the wearer nice and cool,
but if anyone actually buys one
you must be an April Fool !