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Once they get married, they’re never the same.
Their brides like to fill them with chips.
And soon they are struggling to last out the game,
Because of the weight on their hips.
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Their speed and their sharpness are things of the past,
Their wives don’t know how to cook pasta.
And many of those who are not very fast
Will certainly not get much faster.
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For marriage is all about pleasing your spouse,
It’s a terribly slow learning curve,
And he’ll put up with much when he’s in his own house,
Because of that strange thing called leurve.
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So well done to Jayo, that hat-trick was sweet,
And happy returns for the wedding,
But you’ll have to regurgitate much that you eat,
Or you’ll find it too much to be shedding.