McKeon is a Shelbourne Ref
¶ 1
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McKeon is a Shelbourne ref,
That’s ludicrously clear,
When Shelbourne score,
He lets a roar
And gives a mighty cheer.
¶ 2
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He whistles in Shels favour
With enormous zeal and zest,
And ‘neath the dirt
On his black shirt,
There’s Dulux on his chest.
¶ 3
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Whenever Jayo scores, it is
Impossible to miss him,
His arms entwine
Our number nine,
Then starts to hug and kiss him.
¶ 4
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Those red and yellow cards, McKeon
Will simply never show us,
But they’ll come out,
Without a doubt,
For Rovers, Pats and Boez.
¶ 5
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Ollie tried to get McKeon
At every Shelbourne fixture.
He didn’t know why
The FAI
Insisted on a mixture.
¶ 6
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They say he’s a director
And has shares in Tolka Park,
And hangs around
That famous ground,
But only after dark.
¶ 7
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Three castles tattooed on his arse,
According to the rumour,
And Ollie buys
Him whiskey ryes
When he is in the humour.
¶ 8
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The fact that he is biased is
As obvious as Day-Glo,
What’s more, his one
And only son
Goes by the name of Geogo.
¶ 9
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The worst thing is, that he does not
Admit his wicked follies,
Not strange, because
We think he was
A bastard son of Ollie’s.
¶ 10
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Yes, McKeon is a Shelbourne ref,
So don’t intimidate him,
But please explain
To me again
Why Shelbourne fans all hate him.
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