Fair play to Paola di Canio
by taking a firm stand
he won’t sign any player
who wears a girly hair band.
It’s supposed to be a mans game
not a catwalk fashion show
I’d also ban the wearing of gloves
just because it’s nippy with a bit of snow.
Di Canio has laid down the law
toe the line or you’re for the chop
and not before time I say
because the pampering has got to stop.
So when you play for Swindon Town
make sure you dress the part
so leave that Alice Band at home
or Di Canio will call you a tart !