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Redknapped

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Harry Redknapp
said he’d been trapped
( virtually kidknapped )
by old Etonian Lowe.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 So Harry Redknapp
applauded and clapped
when tapped
up by chairman Milan.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Now Harry Redknapp’s
in a terrible flap
( in the crap )
as the deal seems to be off.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 So Harry Redknapp’s
patience has snapped
( confidence sapped ),
a spell on the sidelines awaits.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Harry Redknapp’s
on football’s scrap-
heap, at 58 huge gap
in his life.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Wouldn’t it be funny
if Woodward
carried Saints forward,
turning the draws into wins?

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Notes

A long spell in the football wilderness for the 2 “giants” of the South coast beckons. Neither chairman seems to know what he’s doing. Harry to Newcastle anyone?!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/redknapped/