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Scottish Invasion

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Before the seasons done and dusted
The backroom boys have been busted
Assistant Manager agreed to leave
Didn’t want to wait for the old heave
-Ho! – the Big Elbow, it was time to go
Grant replaced him with a fellow Scot
And added another to thicken the plot
Two latest players from north of the border
Recurring theme in the new order
Who the next Scot will be is anyones guess
The elusive signature of Mister Loch Ness?
Norwich used to be sponsored by Colmans mustard
Now McDelias serving up Tartan Custard

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Notes

Jim Duffy has joined as Assistant Manager and Bryan Gunn switches from a suit and boot job to assist the coaching team. Big bald headed tough nut Scots in the mould of the real Taggart. Whether this will lead to us playing better football or the bagpipes remains to be seen.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/scottish-invasion/