They’ll be there on Saturday
in my local boozer
Rooney emblazoned on backs
of replica Man United shirts.
And even those not wearing red
will jump up now and then
every time they nearly score.
Thankfully the landlord’s a Coventry fan
and he’ll serve them in his City top
stood in front of a giant Sky Blue flag.
And I’ll be there in my Sky Blue shirt
staying impartial on the night
as there’s only one team for me.