Sky Sports News, Sky Sports News
Enough to drive you to the booze
They go to your ground, you blow a fuse
They give no hint- did you win or lose?
The pundits really draw it out
Then Phil Thompson lets out a muffled shout!
Is it us or them? What’s it all about?
I cannot bear the nonsense they spout!
Sky Sports News, Sky Sports News,
Impossible to watch and snooze
Full of banter and opposing views
Like they’e the voices of some footballing muse.
I just want the score- don’t try to be slick!
This prevaricating is making me sick!
Don’t build up the suspense, kick by kick
Have the Albion scored? Tell me- quick!!