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Sky Sports News , Sky Sports News

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Sky Sports News, Sky Sports News
Enough to drive you to the booze
They go to your ground, you blow a fuse
They give no hint- did you win or lose?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The pundits really draw it out
Then Phil Thompson lets out a muffled shout!
Is it us or them? What’s it all about?
I cannot bear the nonsense they spout!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Sky Sports News, Sky Sports News,
Impossible to watch and snooze
Full of banter and opposing views
Like they’e the voices of some footballing muse.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 I just want the score- don’t try to be slick!
This prevaricating is making me sick!
Don’t build up the suspense, kick by kick
Have the Albion scored? Tell me- quick!!

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/sky-sports-news-sky-sports-news/