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So here it is David Beckham (so here it is merry christmas)

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Are yer lining up defenders in yer wall?
Do yer think that you can stop our goldenballs?
Coz he’ll kick it with his right foot
He don’t need a left
You’ll be pickin’ goals all night out of yer net

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Chorus:
So here it is David Beckham
He don’t use an oval ball
He’s a King David Beckham
Just ask Queen Victoria

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 If he breaks his toe the nation will all sigh
And then they’ll ask “His left foot or the right?”
He’s mates now with Ronaldo
And he drives a new Zidane
He wears his long blonde hair in an Alice band

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Chorus:
So here it is David Beckham
He don’t use an oval ball
He’s a King David Beckham
Just ask Queen Victoria

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 What will auld Fergie do with his flying boot?
Oh dear, oh dear….

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Now he’s scorin’ goals in Spain for Real Madrid
And he thinks he’s gonna be the new El Sid (sic)
He was there at the palace coz he’s got an OBE
Victoria said “Babe wot does that make me?”

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Chorus:
So here it is David Beckham
He don’t use an oval ball
He’s a King David Beckham
Just ask Queen Victoria.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 (c) TobyJones 31st December 2003

Notes

TobyJones 31st December 2003

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/so-here-it-is-david-beckham-so-here-it-is-merry-christmas/