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Suarez at Glastonbury-haiku

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Suarez is on stage
singer with a hard rock band
Chewy Luis and The News.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 He’s spitting at fans
bit the head off a bat too
a rival to our Ozzy.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 His favourite songs
Boston’s More than a Filling
and Bite out of Hell.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 The crowd are booing
Luis bites the microphone
sits holding his teeth.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Session is over
Suarez drinks blood on the stage
sings Bark at the Moon !

Couldn’t resist mixing the mad biter in with Ozzy seeing it’s Glastonbury this weekend. So when he hangs up his boots he could always follow in Ozzy’s footsteps and bite the head off a Bat couldn’t he ?

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/suarez-at-glastonbury-haiku/