The Dutch Con Man-HAIKU

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Robben is a cheat
he likes to dive in the box
a flying Dutchman.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Give him a red card
send him off for early bath
dive under shower.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Left footed trickster
always conning referees
a Dutch charlatan.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Robben and Suarez
the villains of the World Cup
biter and diver.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Ban them from football
let them play in another sport
good riddance I say !



I admire Robben’s football skills but have to admit I can’t stand watching him as he is a cheat of the highest order and deserves a slap in my book.
Him and chewy Luis are all that’s bad in our sport,but they seem to revel in their behaviour,so no wonder people who dislike football look at these two spoilt individuals and think what a pair of overpaid morons !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-dutch-con-man-haiku/