England’s number one goalie
is having a dodgy spell,
he looks very jittery
isn’t he very well ?
England’s number one stopper
doesn’t look at his best,
but he still gets picked
so is he better than the rest ?
England’s number one keeper
makes us fans of England sweat,
as he keeps making mistakes
and likes picking balls out of his net.
England’s number one between the posts
who wears Manchester City’s Sky Blue,
but this season he looks more at ease
doing adverts on the telly for hair shampoo.
England’s number one looks dodgy
but he’s Hodgson’s blue eyed boy
so if he has another nightmare
we can put the blame on Roy !