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To pull a bird (and find your lifelong mate)
invite her to a match on your first date.
To win a Soo to complement your Sooty,
simply introduce her to the footie,
and watch her little eyes illuminate.
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And if the match alone won’t satiate
her quest for pleasure primal and innate,
then splash the cash and treat her to a buttie
or peanut-butter sandwich (extra nutty.)
If that don’t work then, bud, it ain’t your fate
to pull that bird.