Too old for Football, Too young for Bowls

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The joints have turned to putty
Me arse hangs out me shorts
I’m now too fat to run around
Can’t hack it anymore!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I’m out of breath and gasping
The warm up does me in
I’m stood there sweating like a pig
Before the game begins!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Me stomach’s gone to jelly
I’ve a barrel not 6 pack
I’ve all the moves here in me head
But I end up on me back!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Me tackles late as buses
And me pace is stop stop slow
I’m deemed too old for footie yet
I’m far too young for bowls!



Ah well I’ll always be 17, jinking ‘megging, spreading passes…….in me dreams 🙂

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/too-old-for-football-too-young-for-bowls/