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Too old for Football, Too young for Bowls

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The joints have turned to putty
Me arse hangs out me shorts
I’m now too fat to run around
Can’t hack it anymore!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I’m out of breath and gasping
The warm up does me in
I’m stood there sweating like a pig
Before the game begins!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Me stomach’s gone to jelly
I’ve a barrel not 6 pack
I’ve all the moves here in me head
But I end up on me back!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Me tackles late as buses
And me pace is stop stop slow
I’m deemed too old for footie yet
I’m far too young for bowls!

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Notes

Ah well I’ll always be 17, jinking ‘megging, spreading passes…….in me dreams 🙂

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/too-old-for-football-too-young-for-bowls/