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Toro tiger thrashing – Liverpool 6-1 hull

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 “Bluddy targers” hummed the away end
Six in the net by the end lull
Virtuoso Toro’s dazzling hat-trick
As Anfield steamrolled Hull

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Early doors saw Geo’s volleyed leveller
Feverish Tigers on the Myrrh bile
El Nino shrewdly waltzes for two
Match ball bagged in a short while

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Stevie’s strike or cross makes it four
Reds now in no mood for jerkin
Babel’s tapped fifth from Kuyt
Albert’s in no mood for larkin

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Over a can of kirk-a-curler
Muse lickle Liam debuting afresh
Tan fast becoming the look of a nunty
And the basements exceedingly nesh

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Sir the Reds now six games unbeaten
Eighteen clocked leaving rivals to mull
Humber sorrows in a parnta marld
Whilst Redmen smugly dine in Hull

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 26.09.09

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Number 7
© Emdad Rahman

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/toro-tiger-thrashing-liverpool-6-1-hull/