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Oh gods on Olympus, awake from your slumbers,
your people are toothless, they pose little threat.
Great Zeus, please empower just one of your numbers
to put the damn ball in the back of the net.
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The World Cups are hard for the poor Greeks to follow –
defences are mighty, attack is ill-met.
So, somebody – Ceres, Diana, Apollo,
please help put the ball in the back of the net.