We know who you are

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Alex McCleish and that bloke in Corrie
whose daughter’s been carrying on with Martin,
You never see them in the same room, do you?
But he’s not the only one leading a double life.
It’s the same with Claire Goose and Alan Smith.
Watch out when she ghosts in behind Charlie,
Gesturing, as though to nod it in the top corner.
It’s obvious why she left.
Holby City were always going to be second division.
And then there’s Ray Parlour,
Or, as we all know him, Charlie Dimmock,
Swivelling on a sixpence past Alan Titchmarsh
and rifling it in from twenty yards.
Beats Tommy and his decking any day.


Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/we-know-who-you-are/