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Who’s Next? Shan’t Tell !

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 we know what’s coming don’t we
it’s written in the stars
as long as they breathe Britsh air
who cares if they’re from Mars

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 ’cause that’s where most blokes come from
according to the missus
they need no training skills at all
nor how to rhyme like this is

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 we care not for experience
just British as our tea
and if they’ve managed to get up
that’s good enough for me

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 that Tara Palmer Tomkinson
before she wastes away
would work so well with that Chantelle
they’d keep the press at bay

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 yes what we need’s celebrity
affairs intrigue and treason
emotion passion leave it out
at least until next season

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 an outside bet on Gazza
how British can you get
Nick Hancock’s humour’s just not right
Frank Skinner’s got my bet

1 minute 59 seconds…(never trust a poet)

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/whos-next-shant-tell/