As the gates of heaven opened
A small man was first in queue
A grin that took up all his face
Was there in smiling view
St Peter was checking the incoming folk
On a list that he had near
‘Whats your name young fellow,
How long have you been here?’
‘My name is Gian-Franco Zola
I’ve been here quite a while
Everybody that’s passed by here
Has complemented me on my smile’
‘Why would we, let you in here?
You do have the truest eyes
Tell me this young Zola
Are you honest and free from lies?’
‘I’m as honest as the day is long
I’d never tell you lies
My English is so eloquent
I’ve been taught by Dennis Wise’
St Peter checked his credentials
They were well beyond reproach
This was a Godsend for Heavens team
Gian-Franco Zola could be coach!!!
There for all to see
Ball play like you’ve never seen
All this on a free!
The youngsters would be learning
How to play the game
How to respect the referee
How to handle fame!
Zola as coach in heaven?
I find this kinda odd
Chelsea fans down here on earth
Thought Zola was already a God!!!