Ban Them!
¶ 1
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A feigned poleaxed fall
Or a swimming pool dive
Deserves an eight out of ten
Or maybe a nine?
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The shams of Robben and Kronkamp
Cannot be condoned
Whilst those who live in glass houses
Shouldn’t throw stones
¶ 3
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An Oscar, a Grammy?
No way! Wooden spoon
Ban them all for three matches
They’d pack it in soon
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If the other team do it
The home fans get riled
Yet when its one of our own team
We just sit there and smile?
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Its a sham, its a fake
Its a con and a lie
Nobody touched him
Yet, tis as if he just died
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He was looking for a tackle
That never arrived
So to gain an advantage
Guess what? He just dived
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Ban them, ban him
At least for three games
The crime? You’re a cheat son
Tis high time we named names!
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