• “Before The Match”
    Another day of destiny Here comes deja vu Is your glass half full or empty Depends on your point of view. Third consecutive play-off final But the first at home If you can really call it that For to Tooting we’ve had to roam. With our arch rivals relegated We’ll be two divisions apart Much […]
  • “Escapism”
    Half a mile from the station A delight of a ground Half decent programme Admission just five pound. Out of my local area Jumped on a train Headed for Risborough Rangers No I’m not insane! A sun setting evening Weather dry and fine Such a gorgeous setting For ground six eighty nine. Basic but cared […]
  • “Lark In The Park”
    I could have gone home after work Lazily watched DVD’s and stayed in But with Forest Hill Park playing Kent Football United That really would have been a sin. Forget that glorious English failure In the Champions League knock-out stage I think I’d get more enjoyment Staring at a hamster on a treadmill in a […]
  • “Topsy Turvey Cup”
    Nine times out of ten A semi-final’s a ‘must win’ But pushing for play-offs with a fixture pile-up Means losing won’t be a sin. In the modern world the League’s more important With going up the ultimate aim If we’re not going full pelt tonight Is there really any blame? Back here on Saturday Three […]
  • “Stick To Your Patch”
    There’s this one pillar in Catford Holding up a road sign When I first moved here it was tainted Now I’m claiming it as mine. Stuck on was a Clapton Ultra’s sticker Like Catford’s where they belong Encroaching into my Sarf Lunnon That’s just so 100% wrong! It’s become a war of attrition I give […]