Christmas, has just flown past Flags are flapping at half-mast An air o’ melancholy floats upon the breeze Sauntering past a cinders football pitch I relive every battle, fought upon it When we feared no-one, me and my Uncle Steve. Black eye’s, scraped knees, split lips Dead legs, slaps, sly digs in the ribs, “Huh! […]

“If The Toon score now, he’ll do his nut He’s lost his marbles, near enough What’s with all that static down the touch-line?”, “Geezers totally lost the plot Drop a couple o’ Yorkshires in the pot No, I’m fine with a cup o’ Rosy, you have wine. Ere, who’s he shouting and screaming at Never […]

Hmm…not sure a bunch o’ smug smiling faces Being papped at a legends lying in state equates, To what’s commonly known as respect in good taste? But hey…like the cloggers, inept thugs The Man…made appear consummate mugs That’s as close as they’ll get to the King called, Pele. Peace.

Colourful expletives pierced the air After witnessing a scene said, geezer write… Reminded of committed halcyon days A sly dig in the ribs, a clump, affrays Agin a whizz-kid, HP boots chalk dusted white. Not exactly blessed with bags o’ pace Our Dominic put his-self about the place Pinching, tugging, pulling hair, that sort of […]

Carefree…plagued by player injury We are the famous WW.C(rocked).F.C Another bod hits the sod, gets up looking lame, Gaffer said, ”Best bell, Kev, Get that spring chicken out a bedH Maybe he’s free Satadee, might fancy a game?”. “What? Me? At The Bridge? That’s a boyhood dream come true, that’s is… But…I’m seventy next year, […]