A Boast From The Devil.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 As he stood outside the gates of hell
The devil he did boast
‘There is a man who some say can
Really rock the boat
Its said this man though slightly tanned
Sports all year round an overcoat’!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 ‘He seldom shaves
He rants and raves
No quarter asked for or is given
He don’t care, he’ll shout and tear
Into Ferguson or Klinnsmann’

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 ‘I’m told he’s bold and not too old
To shout and scream and yell
This man they call Mourinho
Would be welcome down in hell’

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 ‘Would he want to be the guvnor?
Would he grab me by the throat?
Perhaps our hell is no place to dwell
For Mourinho sans overcoat’!!!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 ‘Let him stay at Chelsea
Perhaps its just as well
There’s no room for two outspoken devils
In this place thats known as hell’!!!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 peace.



200.000 turned up today to see the end of term party! Where was the famous overcoat? Sold at auction this week for£23.000 quids all very kindly donated to the Tsunami Appeal, another lovely gesture from the game’s most talked about man from Prada / Matalan!

Catch him on the box Monday night, should be cool. Shame Lineker’s doing the interview, still you can’t have it all?

Enjoy your break Jose, your an eighteen carat diamond son!



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-boast-from-the-devil/