Ere ‘Arry’, for a long un a pop
I’d at least want a game
So Sunday give us a knock
And we’ll meet down The Lane.
For an over night stay in a five star
Your Jamie could get in the team
Bring sick note back out of retirement
Then get on the blower to Greaves.
Big Pat could cover the uprights
Get Walshy to lead from the front
Gus Poyet might do yer a favour
He’s been jobless, since you joined our club.
Defoe playing up front with Aaron
Would give us a side with attack
Then a call to the gaffer at the Stadium of Light
Might get Pascal Cymbonda back.
Jenas ain’t going to Inter
Stick him back in for a laugh
I know he can’t play when it’s winter
So wrap him up warm in a scarf.
Ere Arry, now I’ve built yer a scratch team
One committed to all out attack
What happens if we win at The Theatre of Schemes,
We un-changed for the following match?