Another Premiership rip off for the punters
Another expensive training match farce
Did they offer a discount for a second string run-out
As they rested those highly paid stars?
A real non event with good money spent
On travel and getting off work
Yet they let us turn up, like a real bunch of mugs
As unknowns parade in our shirts
I don’t think United had one shot all night
In anger at Carlo in goal
And where were the team who had won title fight
Christano, Wayne, Giggsy and Scholes?
Some serious cash was laid out last night
Taking kids to see the stars in both teams
How can they justify it? Somethings not right
With no idols on field to be seen
If Man Yoo and Chelsea want to have a kickabout
Where there’s nothing at stake, I implore
That they do the decent thing, let us punters know
Then go and play the match behind closed doors!