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Crispin. I Would’nt Trust The Post!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Crispin. As regards CFC
So you’ve sent your CV
Trying to get in before me
Which, if left down to the post, it will not.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Whilst us underhand no names
Trying to get on in our great game
Have sly shady liasons with Peter and Roman
In some dodgy hotel, or else.. on a stinking rich oiligarchs yacht!**

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Notes

All the best applications for managers jobs and transfers deals are done underhand, ask Fergie, he’ll verify the above, Roy Keane, Jaap Staam and last but not least… Cristiano Realandigo! CV’s put in the post are as out-dated as…. hippys!
peace. kev
**Crispin reply: Without wishing to dispute the age-old Anglo-American post 60’s question is it hippy singular and hippies plural. can I thank you for your somewhat critcal poetic comment MR R . Kindly note, while things are at a delicate stage regarding future possible negotiations, the letter was only the hard copy Kev..
Do you honestly think I am stupid enough to reveal or divulge texts, hotel locations. fllghts ,Power Point Plan content, yacht meet-ups and secret locations like the tea and gateaux meeting at the Savoy last Wednesday night ..oops…can you delete that last bit Eds ..sorry..

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