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Dad, I Need The Toilet !

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Dad, I need the toilet !

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Wait till half time comes

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Can’t, I need to go right now
There’s an aching in me tum !

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Try not to think about it
Think about the game

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Dad ! I need the toilet
I’m sitting here in pain !

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Oh alright let’s go now
Before the half time rush
Sorry mate excuse me
What d’yer mean don’t push?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 The exit seems a mile away
Down some concrete stairs
I stand outside “The Ladies”
Getting these strange stares

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 After a couple of minutes
My daughter shows her face
We bump and bore back to our seats
To miss the half time race

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 We settle down to watch the game
We’ve scored, that’s a relief

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Dad, I need the toilet !

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Jaysus give me peace !

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Notes

A big thank you very much to Denys E. W. Jones for reminding me of these really great old times with his lovely poem. Cheers, Kev

I used to take my daughter with me to some the games and during pre- season warm up matches at the Bridge, she used to play with the other kids on the steps of the old Shed in the sunshine whilst me and me mates watched the goings on. She is still a true blue and goes to the games whenever she can, sometimes with her old man……..me!

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/dad-i-need-the-toilet/