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Like a favourite caff which one misses a lot
When yer spending a fortnight in Spain
Where their milk might be white, water seems hot
Yet the Rosie Lee don’t taste the same.
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Paella for some may be all right?
When The Chippy has bolted its doors
But there’s nuffink to talk of on a Saturday night
If you ain’t heard that voice with the scores.
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Whilst the musical fanfares are fading
The headlines are quickly read out
Five –o-clock of a Saturday, most fans are waiting
For that tone where there’s never a doubt.
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Can anyone pronounce Hamilton Academicals?
So it’s sound like it’s Paris or Rome
While Wolverhampton Wanderers, is a wonderful example?
Of how perfect Queens English is spoken?
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His inflection is rising as the pools points pile up
Has he thrown in his lot on eight draws?
Will he regain his composure to finish his spot?
Whilst he teases tense punters indoors?
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Livingston, Raith Rovers, Dumbarton or Morton
Names that could mean… no more work
Are tersely read out be James Alexander Gordon
In a style that could cause hearts to jerk.
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So welcome back James, your voice has sorely been missed
During this close season past
Whilst Sports Report is still the show at the top of my playlist
Even though….. it starts off with news on The Arsenal! *