East Anglian Derby Day

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Dastardly divers, cheating high-fivers
Diamond eared divas, under achievers
Diabolical crisis, astronomical prices
Dreadful defending, free kick mind-bending

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Official deceivers tax our patience
Giving decisions that are truly audacious
Local rivals, Premiership suicidals
We lost to the blues

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Worse; we deserved to lose



Ipswich conned the referee and enraged the Norwich fans with foul play. One of their strikers, terribly wounded and limping (with both legs) managed an instant recovery to join in their winning goal celebrations following a blatant handball seconds later.

Peel me a sour grape someone.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/east-anglian-derby-day/