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Daylight robbery down by the Thames
Whilst visiting West London neighbours
We’re in no mood for favours
Nick two goals and then win the game
Frankie Lampard’s on pens
And bang in form again
To slot another just inside the post
Whilst Arjen Robben was thriving
Till he started diving
He must have heard that the water was close
No Ballack or Terry they said on the telly
“José you must be quite scared”?
“Listen here mate, I think that Paulo played great
John Terry?(he smiled) He’d better beware”!