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Foul!!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The atmosphere stank,
The odour was rank,
The stadium air became smelly.
The crowd got a whiff
And remarked, “Lordy, if
We had only watched this on the telly!”

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 And somebody grinned,
“’Twasn’t me who broke wind!
Perhaps it’s the sewers that reek?”
Till the PA explained
In a voice small and pained
That the team was unchanged from last week.

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/foul-2/