Free the Anna Livia One!
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Here’s a fact you might not know,
A piece of football trivia –
There’s something evil apropos
The scene at Anna Livia.
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Justin, I have been informed,
Does not enjoy his freedom.
Although he’s tragically deformed,
The lads think they might need ‘im.
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He’s shackled to the studio
With chains of solid metal,
And fed on scraps throughout the show,
If Bill is in fine fettle.
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His body has a musty whiff,
His mind has been corrupted,
He knows he’ll get a beating if
Bill Bagster’s interrupted.
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They claim that he’s an errant knave,
Deserving flagellation,
And treat him as a grotesque slave
Without justification.
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They blame him for each little hitch,
And thrash him just for fun,
Abuse him for each minor glitch –
The Anna Livia One.
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He cowers at Bill’s vicious tongue,
And cries whene’er he’s slated,
So sad for someone oh so young
To be so castigated.
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They threaten to put out his eyes,
To use the red hot poker.
Quasimodo in disguise,
Malformed and mediocre.
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Niall and Howard row in behind
The Gruppenfuhrer Bill,
Oberleutnants both assigned
To do his evil will.
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So join with me in my campaign,
As all good people must.
Let’s show the lads our strong disdain –
Cry, Freedom for the Just!
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