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As Gibbs walks The Walk.
The Ox immediately comes clean
Owning up to a handball offence
Which the ref deemed worthy of a red-card,
Awarding a pen,
Without even consulting the lino,
About an infringement
I doubt he (the ref) actually witnessed
Thereby dismissing the wrong man,
Who was nowhere the incident.
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But the under-fire ref
(and a future Specsavers icon surely?)
Is having none of it:
Telling The Ox in no uncertain terms:
“Shut up Walcott I’ve sent him off
and that’s the end of it, do you hear me?.
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You couldn’t make this stuff up
If you tried could yer?
Well for a bit of a laugh I have
But…..are the half dozen lines
I’ve written in jest
Really that far removed
From what actually happened
Over here in West London
In The Derby last Saturday afternoon?