Irish tv panel’s view of Chelsea’s exit
¶ 1
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Even at half time
Having just conceded a disastrous away goal …
Liam Brady gave us a sporting chance –
But the rest of the panel
Were none too impressed
With Chelsea’s squandering advance
¶ 2
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In particular, they lambasted
The 3 G’s :
Gudjohnsen, Geremi and Gronkjaer –
United
In their condemnation
There wasn’t even the need to spar
¶ 3
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Poor ole Jesper
(“Monaco’s best player”)
Even his goal he couldn’t get right –
And so Chelsea
Fell to the Monaguesque
Empowered by the Morientes might
¶ 4
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Perhaps in response
As we continue on our spree
We should go out and buy the Spanish attacker –
A gift to our new coach
(As we shed a tear for Claudio)
From Mr Abramovich, our multi-billionaire backer
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