There’s tension in the corridors of power
Amongst the aged at Soho Square
Mourinho becomes a hotter option by the hour
For the vacant gaffers chair!
Yer man is far too hot to handle
For a bunch of senile old age blokes
Who know’s better than Chelsea’s Roman candle
The mind games that this bloke provokes?
Get him in there, let him rumble
Turn the lngerland team around
So the sweet FA can cease their grumbling
Of “A decent gaffer can’t be found”!